Alan Stransman

Three Simple Words to Triple Your Dates Plus Three-Step Programs for Men’s Acne

I have a confession to make: I have never read a single word, much less an entire book, in the popular literary genre generally known as “the dating niche”.

While no Hamlets or King Lears have yet been produced in this sector, titles such as “How to Pick Up Any Woman You See” or “Double Your Dating Without Even Getting Out of Bed” seem to abound.

While I have not read a single word of any of these books, as I noted a moment ago, I feel eminently qualified to dismiss them – along with the entire “dating” genre – as hooey, balderdash and twaddle.

There is absolutely no need whatsoever for anyone – even someone who can’t earn a living in any other way – to write an entire book on how to meet women.

There is a simple formula for meeting women and a very simple formula for having a chance to date every woman you meet. Or, should I say every single woman you meet.

If you want to date married women, you have much bigger issues than I can resolve with three simple words.

Okay, so what are the three simple words that can not only give you a chance to date every single woman you meet, but also render worthless and pathetic an entire genre of typing known as “the dating niche”?

“Are you datable?”

That’s it. All you need.

“Are you datable?”

What’s so great about this formula is that it consists of three words, one of which is not even a word.

And yet, every woman in the world – or, at least, any woman that you would want to date – knows exactly what it means.

“Are you datable?”

Admittedly, for dramatic effect, I am stating the formula in its starkest form, and only the truly lionhearted would have the cojones to simply approach a total stranger on the street and say “Are you datable?”

But, anyone who did would have a chance at a date.

For those who favor a less brazen approach, after decades – not years, decades – of research, I recommend: “Excuse me. I think you are very attractive. Are you datable?”

If you can’t pull this off, then you won’t be able to pull off anything else  either, if you know what I mean, so don’t bother spending money on a book or an ebook of clever-sounding come-ons, such as “F-ck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Wilhomena?”

That stuff never works.

So, here it is again. The simple formula.

“Excuse me. I think you are really attractive. Are you datable?” (Feel free to change it up within reasonable limits.)

And, you’re in.

You’ve got a chance at a date.

If you want a guarantee of a date, there are only two formulations that I know of.

1) I’m a billionaire

and

2) I have a gun in my pocket.

The former is hard to say with conviction, if you are like most of us, and the latter can get you in a whole lot of trouble anywhere but Arkansas.

So, now that we have straightened you out on the issue of asking for  a date, what are you going to do if she actually says “yes”.

Show up with acne?

After I gave you the secret formula?

Like hell you will.

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